4 Cabins
There was once a family of four that went on a cruise ship, but instead of staying in one cabin they stayed in 4 cabins, one cabin for each of them. The family were really disappointed when they found out that they were in different cabins, so they walked five sets of stairs only to find out that their cabins were two sets down, so the family walked two sets down only to find out again that their cabins were two sets down again, by the time the family got to their cabins they were pooped.
The first person to open her cabin was Polly Pluto Pineapple Badger Plankins we’ll call her Polly because her name is really long. Polly loved reading and wore big orange neon coloured sunglasses.
Polly opened every single cupboard, drawer, closet and door there was in the cabin. She wanted to make sure that she had enough room for all her stuff. She immediately filled the closet and cupboards with her clothes. She filled the drawers with her big orange neon coloured sunglasses (she had brought five pairs just in case of an emergency).
Polly always and I mean always carried a packet of Peanut M&Ms, she decided to put her Peanut M&Ms in a four digit code safe which sat in the back of the closet. After she put her Peanut M&Ms in the safe she went to take a shower.
After her shower, she poured baby powder all over herself and put on her emerald dress with blue buttons down the front. She thought she looked very cute and blew herself a kiss in the mirror. She walked over to the safe to reward herself with a Peanut M&M but was totally shocked at what she found.
Gone was the packet of Peanut M&Ms and in its place was a note that read:
Thank you for the snack. Please bring a steak and mushroom pie next time.
From – Capt. Kanalevu Ghostman
Polly was more annoyed than scared that a ghost had eaten all her Peanut M&Ms. She hurriedly made her way to the restaurant to organise a steak and mushroom pie.
In the next cabin, Bobbins Trout Flop Plankins was struggling to open the door that led to the bathroom as he could hear three voices arguing over what seemed like a game of UNO. The voices didn’t sound like human voices, but more like voices of something you might hear on ‘The Walking Dead.’
Bob (because this family has really long names) knocked on the door a few times. The noise in the bathroom died down. He knocked again, then heard a voice call out:
What’s the secret code?
Bob had no idea what the ‘secret code’ was and answered:
Could I have a clue please?
The voice replied:
Small green trees that smell like fart.
Bob knew what this was because he loved eating these. He quickly replied:
The secret code is BROCOLLI!
The bathroom door swung open and there they were – three zombies sitting in the bathtub playing UNO and munching on broccoli chips. The look of delight on Bob’s face would have made a perfect billboard for a Happy Meal ad.
He got cosy on the toilet seat as the zombies dealt him a hand of cards to start another round of UNO.
Meanwhile, Beatrice Pocketbeetle Plankins was still coming to terms with the fact that each of them had to have separate cabins, much to the delight of her dear husband Frederick Fried Fruit Plankins. She was stomping around her cabin trying to organise her stuff and reached for the closet handle, which she didn’t have to pull too hard because it was literally bursting with ‘freshness.’
The freshness of 50 sacks full of lettuce!
They did not come toppling down on her because they were stacked neatly, although there were two sacks that were squeezed in. Usually, this would be annoying. But for Mrs. Plankins, it was heaven! Her grandmother was a goat and she had some traits which resembled that of goats, the most obvious being her appetite for green leafy vegetables.
Without another thought, she stuck her head into one of the sacks and munched away. Three sacks later, she was in a better mood and went about organising her belongings. She didn’t give a single thought to who may have placed the sacks of lettuce in her closet.
All this while, the chef was pacing the galley floor on the D Deck wondering whether he would still have a job when the captain found out where he had stored the extra food supplies.
Frederick Fried Fruit Plankins was sipping a banana milkshake which looked more like a rainforest than a drink while pondering how he would undo the nets on the ship, to unravel the thread he needed to weave himself an outfit using the feathers that he found in the mini bar fridge in his cabin.
When Mr. Plankins got to his cabin, he wanted to celebrate that he a whole cabin to himself. He got to have the whole bathroom to himself and he could fart whenever he liked, wherever he liked. But his celebration took an interesting twist when he found a freezer full of glittery purple feathers. Purple was his favourite colour.
Standing in front of the fridge, he imagined what he’d look like wearing an outfit made using those feathers. He could imagine nothing but glitter and glamour. He knew this was something that would make Mrs. Plankins give him that same look she did when they met for the first time. He was wearing a purple feathered coat when they met for the first time.
His excitement made him take a leisurely stroll to the bar on the A Deck and order a banana milkshake to stimulate his brain cells.
This is just day one and the ship hasn’t yet moved from the port. One can only imagine the next few days and the conversations at dinnertime.
The first person to open her cabin was Polly Pluto Pineapple Badger Plankins we’ll call her Polly because her name is really long. Polly loved reading and wore big orange neon coloured sunglasses.
Polly opened every single cupboard, drawer, closet and door there was in the cabin. She wanted to make sure that she had enough room for all her stuff. She immediately filled the closet and cupboards with her clothes. She filled the drawers with her big orange neon coloured sunglasses (she had brought five pairs just in case of an emergency).
Polly always and I mean always carried a packet of Peanut M&Ms, she decided to put her Peanut M&Ms in a four digit code safe which sat in the back of the closet. After she put her Peanut M&Ms in the safe she went to take a shower.
After her shower, she poured baby powder all over herself and put on her emerald dress with blue buttons down the front. She thought she looked very cute and blew herself a kiss in the mirror. She walked over to the safe to reward herself with a Peanut M&M but was totally shocked at what she found.
Gone was the packet of Peanut M&Ms and in its place was a note that read:
Thank you for the snack. Please bring a steak and mushroom pie next time.
From – Capt. Kanalevu Ghostman
Polly was more annoyed than scared that a ghost had eaten all her Peanut M&Ms. She hurriedly made her way to the restaurant to organise a steak and mushroom pie.
In the next cabin, Bobbins Trout Flop Plankins was struggling to open the door that led to the bathroom as he could hear three voices arguing over what seemed like a game of UNO. The voices didn’t sound like human voices, but more like voices of something you might hear on ‘The Walking Dead.’
Bob (because this family has really long names) knocked on the door a few times. The noise in the bathroom died down. He knocked again, then heard a voice call out:
What’s the secret code?
Bob had no idea what the ‘secret code’ was and answered:
Could I have a clue please?
The voice replied:
Small green trees that smell like fart.
Bob knew what this was because he loved eating these. He quickly replied:
The secret code is BROCOLLI!
The bathroom door swung open and there they were – three zombies sitting in the bathtub playing UNO and munching on broccoli chips. The look of delight on Bob’s face would have made a perfect billboard for a Happy Meal ad.
He got cosy on the toilet seat as the zombies dealt him a hand of cards to start another round of UNO.
Meanwhile, Beatrice Pocketbeetle Plankins was still coming to terms with the fact that each of them had to have separate cabins, much to the delight of her dear husband Frederick Fried Fruit Plankins. She was stomping around her cabin trying to organise her stuff and reached for the closet handle, which she didn’t have to pull too hard because it was literally bursting with ‘freshness.’
The freshness of 50 sacks full of lettuce!
They did not come toppling down on her because they were stacked neatly, although there were two sacks that were squeezed in. Usually, this would be annoying. But for Mrs. Plankins, it was heaven! Her grandmother was a goat and she had some traits which resembled that of goats, the most obvious being her appetite for green leafy vegetables.
Without another thought, she stuck her head into one of the sacks and munched away. Three sacks later, she was in a better mood and went about organising her belongings. She didn’t give a single thought to who may have placed the sacks of lettuce in her closet.
All this while, the chef was pacing the galley floor on the D Deck wondering whether he would still have a job when the captain found out where he had stored the extra food supplies.
Frederick Fried Fruit Plankins was sipping a banana milkshake which looked more like a rainforest than a drink while pondering how he would undo the nets on the ship, to unravel the thread he needed to weave himself an outfit using the feathers that he found in the mini bar fridge in his cabin.
When Mr. Plankins got to his cabin, he wanted to celebrate that he a whole cabin to himself. He got to have the whole bathroom to himself and he could fart whenever he liked, wherever he liked. But his celebration took an interesting twist when he found a freezer full of glittery purple feathers. Purple was his favourite colour.
Standing in front of the fridge, he imagined what he’d look like wearing an outfit made using those feathers. He could imagine nothing but glitter and glamour. He knew this was something that would make Mrs. Plankins give him that same look she did when they met for the first time. He was wearing a purple feathered coat when they met for the first time.
His excitement made him take a leisurely stroll to the bar on the A Deck and order a banana milkshake to stimulate his brain cells.
This is just day one and the ship hasn’t yet moved from the port. One can only imagine the next few days and the conversations at dinnertime.