Trying to battle the sniffles and swimming in a pool on a cruise ship, we started crafting wacky short stories that were too funny to keep to ourselves. So whilst trying to get rid of water that had crept into our ears, we created a website that would share our stories with other people who like wacky stories and have an equal vengeance for water stuck in their ears. 
Irris Etches
  • Likes to swim and wear flip flops - not necessarily together.
  • Loves being swept away by strong ocean currents on a Stand Up Paddle Board.
  • Eats lettuce and Vegemite.
  • Enjoys taking photographs.
Patricia Mallam
  • Likes to eat animal's food  (vegetables).
  • Has no 'Off' button.
  • Doesn't have a 'Mute' button either.
  • Aged equivalent to 145 dog years.
  • Dreams of living in a treehouse in the mountains.
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